''Wait. None of you were college-admission-materials junkies, were you? No, that was just me...''

If you mean, do you order hundreds of prospecti, despite the fact that you know only ten or so places do your course, and you rip them open excitedly and pour over them and pile them up in the corner and smell the ones you like the look of...

No, of course not, I've never done anything like that.