Ah, the whole "if you can't beat um, hate um" thing.

Story, well...yes... Impossibility and heartache aside, of course I'm dying to talk about him. I nearly tell strangers on the street. Inevitably it comes back to those first two though...

But far be it from me to be close-mouthed if you'd like to hear. It would give my three friends here a break from listening to my Switzerland references.