This week's movie selection are the first Transformers and The Green Hornet
I really enjoyed watching both while they were playing, but I think The Green Hornet is going to be the one that sticks with me.
Just ignore with me the fact that the *fourth* movie of the Transformers franchise came out, please...
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Transformers: whatever the first ones called
Shia. Boy, he's cute in this. He gives life to run-of-the-mill hapless hero lines that might not be so funny if not delivered well. Kind of makes me thing of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 10 Things I Hate about You.
This makes it hard to enjoy a different aspect of the movie, though. Megan Fox is superhot, I get it. But she moves in super-obvious ways that make me wanna shout, "Sam, behind you! It's a maneater!"
I know the whole point of her character is that kind of wish fulfillment, but it just makes a girl sad...
I found the car fantasy much more engaging. Though I did, a little bit, miss the old junker version, when it went? It's like the Back To The Future car, the hotness is NOT in being super-sleek, the Siwon of cars. It's like a Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, type of car: getting older, yes. But just getting more sexy.
Anyway. I was actually kind of not impressed with the actual CG Transformers. I think the animation lacked visual focus, because I was there for the awesome robots, and yet those fight scenes with them together didn't hold my interest. Shabby cinematography, which makes sense (your animators aren't necessarily going to have the director's eye) but still, was Not Very Awesome.
The scenes with the invader bots? Especially the splodey desert sequence, but also any time you saw the evil alien tech scan itself into something that looked part of the surroundings... That was good stuff. The scenes were tight by default.
I liked the good Transformers all better as cars. I think it was a bit lame to try and give them humanoid, moving faces (understand, I have no connection with any source material here) and also using the cliche of robot-processor voice. My brother has the student versions of several sound producing softwares--and the potential for cool sounding voices is there.
Hey, if you wanted to be actually superawesome and do something daring (I know, that's not what this movie is for) make it that ALL the good robots have to use radio clips to communicate. That would be charming, an underdog-team handicap to overcome, right?
But I stray from the actual reality of the movie here.
I loved the secondary guys in the squad that escapes. I was impatient to be stuck with them at the beginning, but wishing they got more screentime at the end.
So, QUESTION: sequels. Does the Transformer animation get better? Is Sam still cute? Are there still cool side characters like the preposterous British decoder gal and rawksome GI daddy?
'Kay, I'm done now.
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the Green Hornet
I thought I would enjoy this movie, but kept my expectations low. Having one of the main characters be an active moron is not usually on my list of desirables.
I hadn't seen Seth Rogen in anything before, though, so I was pleasantly surprised by the *charm* of his idiocy act, where you get the impression that he's basically a screwed-up nice guy. So. The part where he and Kato fight seemed a bit contrived, in how actually megalomaniacal he was. I was relieved when they mostly stopped with the talking bit and got on to the trash-the-house brawling. Because that was fun to watch.
Obviously, the making-of-epic-herogear and car show was completely satisfactory. Coulda gone longer but it's not everyone's ideal scene...
Something that worked for the movie being fun that I wouldn't have expected was the language. Partly, it never seemed gratuitous (a comment I never imagined myself saying). It was an active part of the ridiculousness in many spots, to ramp up the humor, and other times expressed just what the characters meant. And, the stupid malapropism of some of the things Britt says make the character all the more endearing
Another thing that was unexpectedly funny, when I usually don't go for those kind of gags was the bromance subtext. The fact that it kept cropping up was so organic.
"...we're just male friends, uh, just PLATONIC male friends."
Especially since the character can't seem to say anything that doesn't sound like a fumble-fingered come-on.
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